apples & oranges

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but wot exactly would you expect off some bun
who used to slither up arnold lane like a cheap scarecrow
with lucies stuck to both the tips of her tongue?

yours, haselore

gay bar

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onna last sunday bun took a chance to take the lads from her US office out to a big house of burlesque where they're was a show going on in the afternoon with what the yanks call 'soccer' and what us more cultivated europeans rather call 'footy'.


since bun's favourite club der arminia from bielefeld is heading straight for relegation into the german fourth league in two zero twelve - it's a right shame, isn't it? - it seemed appropriate for your humble editoress to take the boys from the dog end of all hoods out to a proper premier league match and that very day it happened that fc dortmund was playing local team arminia hannover

to cut a rather long & boring story short - fc dortmund is a shit team cause they lost the match within the last 5 minutes of the game - everybunny was happy except for the estimated 20+ thousand fans that came from dortmund to support there team. never mind the bollocks, here' the footage bun got out of this trip - ladies & gentlemen, der Kanal von Haselore präsentiert:

"96, Alter! ... Liebe"
- sung by the usual bunch of retards.

hell - bun just thought listening to this againm - somebun better call for an emergency! any which way it was time to hop home, 'cause the future looked bright ahead

yours, haselore

practice makes perfect - down tambora

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when bun finally got to find the location where tambora rekotz was taking place

she had already missed poino but
peter james tayler & local noise orchestra were still going on



after the show bun checked out the tambora's fine arts exhibition

the exhibition rooms were packed with a lot of folk

and bun even got to meet "the herrn albrecht"
who was performing inna up & coming duo

the other half of which being made up of Mrs. .tiff of cologne.
they had only one piece on exhibition -

a piece that bun thought was quite hilarious!

as Mrs. .tiff told bun this was the one masterpiece they'd pride
themselves on plus it was always getting rave reviews in the media!

...respect the stars, you rebel!

...off for know, yours haselore

promenade sentimentale - radare at cafe glocksee

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yours truly

haselore kohl appears by courtesy of looking for kohl
radare appear by courtesy of themselves and cafe glocksee

the hunt

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yours, haselore kohl

why too

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in august bun had gone to der boot boo hook festival to meet mr. christian galaretta from chile

and some bof band - but judge for yer beautiful selves know as bun could not make it over "da fence"

yours, haselore


yours haselore

aftermath

...yours, haselore kohl