Friday, 30 June 2017

from safety to...


on one of those first days of june one seven bun had hopped to der wiesbaden abattoir to see some older american folk heroes and check out their security concepts - and there was a hell of a lot of these

the bodygards at the entrance channels soon took away all the stuff bun would have needed for an in depth interview with the group, so bollocks to them!

as nobun over the age of 15 was interested to listen to any of the "supporting acts" bun only went into the hall after the "main band" had just begun with their show, basically they were made up of half the current flag lineup plus that older guy from the dwarves on bass apparently and some hunchback on vocals.

the band finished quite timely, missing out on "eighties girl" but having played most of their actual set in a rather hi-speed style that the singer with his rucksack full of what seemed to be coffee flavoured tea just could not keep up with...

as there weren't any special lavatories supplied for bun's kind of gender, she was eager to catch the next train home and spend the rest of the night in front of an installation at one of those famous sachsenhausen art galeries

seriously yours, h. kohl

Wednesday, 31 May 2017

solarization shun


yours, haselore

Sunday, 30 April 2017



yours, haselore

Friday, 31 March 2017

arms race


yours, haselore

Tuesday, 28 February 2017

takin' care of business

on the weekend bun got into a bit of a hurry just timely enough hitting a

pointo to get hopped to the horse tracks down langenhagen

where by chance they would have a sale on vintage racing gear

yours. haselore kohl

Monday, 30 January 2017

party line


"zippers up

'miles off'

tramps down"

temporarily yours, haselore kohl

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

seasons of whither


yours, haselore kohl

Friday, 30 September 2016

apocalypse yours


looks damn# wright

looks like some damn# outlook

looks damn#outdated

 looks like some f%&?n# lossforwords

 yours, haselore kohl

Sunday, 31 July 2016

Thursday, 30 June 2016

see a little light

.. as for this current year things obliviously would have worked more than well concerning bun's secret guerilla gardening activities

yours, haselore

Sunday, 31 January 2016

Thursday, 31 December 2015

picture book


have a good bun, haselore

Monday, 30 November 2015

i live in a car


yours, haselore

i live in a car

yours, haselore

Tuesday, 27 October 2015


yours haselore kohl

Monday, 17 August 2015

deathride '69

whenever bun leaves germany she hops over to france, to the once great independent country of saarland to be more precisely. all the folk is pretty short in size cause of the hard toil down the mines. the miner's livestyle has always been so popular, that charcoal-grilling pork, beef and frog's legs on a special device the english meaning of the latter being referred to as "the three tossers" and it is considered the country's prime national heritage

so bun went to the tiny sleepy village of marpingen, that for years has been the center of a region known as one of the religious home county of france next to an even bigger papist conspiracy and has otherwise been known as the french equivalent to danish "Wacken Vestival"

well there is a holy water basin somewhere upon the hill and i've heard word of riots at that open air festival they are about to set up at will any other year. 
when that#s going on, then there is some sorta grand open air dubstep party with lots of freaked out folk and the next monday there has been feces and urine spilled everywhere on the village green

but - next to the many squats their are  down marpinge, they're even is a community trailer park that's open to the public

yours, haselore kohl

Wednesday, 15 July 2015

the A train


your life...

...a oneway ticket to hell...!

yours, haselore

Sunday, 31 May 2015

Thursday, 30 April 2015



all it takes is just a beercase full of integrity and yes indeedy, heavy pun intended!

yours, haselore

Thursday, 30 October 2014

sid klebt


yours, haselore

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

university challenged


lately bun finally got herself a diploma

got a vision - some higher inhuman being was involved -

and instantly scored a job as a sales rep for some fritzen company

took the dosh, hopped off and took some "monsieur le serpent" on a binge

laters, yours haselore k.

Monday, 2 June 2014

under the boardwalk


Wednesday, 30 April 2014

polyester bride


bun inna reel hurry going bogside and who nows wotever happens next... ... only getting to sit bobside at the end of the day?

yours haselore

Friday, 28 February 2014

a different kind of tension

living with the fritzens is quite an effort not only these
days for such a well educated person as
Your Humble Editoresse (YHE) just happens to be!

...becoming any more like them isn't much of a choice as
this will mean many a political discussion about how they
started up those two wars, in the end lost both of them and
how deeply the fact that there ancestors either were nazis
or fascists affects their current lifes and how overall
important this issue's impact is on today's kraut-society

 while in between the blurbs they most probably will
advise you on how to correctly participate in there
- yet quite well managed (as bun has got to admit) -
national waste separation system this is so special,
that they even call it by a some philosophical term:
"Der Mülltrennung" (pronounce like in: "Der Führer")


they better not get told what normal folks like
us think is traditional british sportswomanship...

all yours, haselore k.