world peace

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...just after getting out of bed after that previous evening's devastating meeting with the moses from bexbach...


bun experienced one of the visions that come to her like any forthnight or such - most obviously it was some kind of vision she had that was about a geezer she thought she knew alright from studying the book of rules onna daily basis to avoid having intercourse with hasmuth inna evenings when he got tired of listening to his pityminded rap records


as well as being able to keep up a good conversation down the local record shack with other very important expertesses the owner of which had told her that bob marley were to appear for interview any friday afternoon now...


the store owner had even sold her a map sheet with the coordinates for the part of der westwall that seemed nearest to bexbach...


the westwall was finished a mere 70 years ago and when it was constructed under the name "todt-line" which bun thinks is a bit more hard hitting than just westwall cause it sounds much more gorey and brutal!


those things onna ground were pretty much used by any army on the continent and is called dragon's teeth...


and they were like simple machine the nazis (or germans or whatever those geezers will call themselves the day after tomorrow...) built and it was set on the good plan that once the allies arrived the troops were to gather inside the circle (that does not really come out clear on the pictures btw.) and pray for some help from tibet to fly in by night and smash the yanks and there tanks...


but apparently they weren't of much use to the nazis; and even worse today it looks like der westwall did only stop some bankrupt american company's german cars invading into the green fields of france....


at first i felt some remorse for leaving hasmuth in hannover - but when i phoned him i found out he met up with some drinking buddies at home and i carried on my investigative trip inna best of consciousnesses....


yours, haselore kohl

the way it is - meeting up with moses

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on the lookout for the legendary moses who himself used to be a larger-than-life (absolutely no pun intended 'ere! yours, hk) fanzine writer, the actual name of which bun most sadly cannot remember right know, some passer by sent her to some sunny place - but she could not find her playing anywhere on the village green...


so bun had to move on - until after a right turn she found the right place to try looking her up...


like almost everywhere in southern germany people do have the so called gaunerzinken put to there doors; but apart from that people down they're do not really spend well needed dosh on the maintenance of there houses...


when bun had finally found moses' studio very surprisingly to her the place was closed and the doors all locked up...and it was only late saturday afternoon!


but gladly bun met some local moped lads who informed her that it might be worth looking for the moses down some location called the ajz homburg!


...but when bun arrived their it very much looked like the place had already been wiped from the face of the planet!


... so the best idea seemed to be looking round those rather acheronian pubs in town...


... having some drink and watching the local blads watch the rhineland-palatinian local news...


finally on the way back from the restrooms i bumped into the moses!


she could be identified very easily by those cool murals she had on her arms and i invited her to my table!


she very much stood out from the rest of the crowd being the author of the recently published novel New York City Hardcore - and know it was time to get her into answering some questions for the grand LFK interview that bun was going to conduct with her!

HK: "How old are you?"
MA: "26 YOA"
HK: "alright, gotta keep this short cos u wanna keep tis short - question number too: wot#s your favorite flower?"
(note my cool american spelling! yours hk, important editoress of LFK)
MA: "Bettsächer"
HK: "Wot?"
MA: "you have already shown some pictures of this flower on your blog already, young lady, so don't you try to play some dumbass game with me you little b§%&$!!"
HK: "o.k. i'll go through those old photographs of mine once again"
(... and i found them - so here know is an old picture of my beautiful self and some of der pfälzer bettsächer that i've managed to trace in my cool archive! yours HK, important editoress of LFK)


soon after the interview we went to yet another pub for more drinks and the most psychedelic tapestries bun could ever have imagined!


down their bun got to meet some more locals but she hardly could remember there names as these seemed to be coming straight from the french language that i can't understand too well...


except for the one blad that was introduced to me as "smart "alex"" - cause he were coming from the UK as well!


.. the most important exhibit was the telly ray cappo of youth of today would be watching his yoga programmes when he came down all the way from connecticut to moses' house during there 1989 tour with new jersey's lethal aggression...


bun still has not been able to fully figure out what exactly her company had put in her drink but all offa sudden the walls started moving around her and she felt like put inna blender...


...and she had to move herself to the restrooms once again...


where she at once fell asleep; very luckily inna protective box that seemed to be placed there just for her sake...


... right after she had abused it to puke her guts out.


and as y'all can imagine for your beautiful selves - she had problems facing herself inna mirror after she awoke the next morning - still not being sobered up from her heavy nite out...


but so wot, y'all be back again for more gossip soon enough, yours haselore kohl

down der Walpodenakademie

...the trip to the rhineland-pallatinate, that weird southern german county where the kunstzwerg-festival was about to take place down mainz, was hard!


upon arrival bun got to have a small chat with some of the folks at der walpodenakademie - but sadly nobody was about to give an interview...


in the morning bun got to wonder if that equipment down the academy had been their for real or only in her nightmares...


because bun had got drunk indeed onna friday evening and so she went down the dancefloor to bang her ears to local hannover progsters RK2 - and after that things from her memory have faded away...

bun could even hardly remember that she had an appointment fixed for the saturday ...

well - she can't be bothered to remember a lot that was going on that cool friday evening - so you better spend time watching some flowers know untill my next cool blog post...

yours faithfully, h. kohl

beneath the remains

... a certain bun arriving in hannover in zero five just recently met somebun else who told her that by this year it would still say "willlkomen in der messe- und expostadt hannover" - she is likely to believe this story after checking out what somebun else would have called "the real y2k problem" down the laatzen suburb:

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if just the way back would not have sucked this much ...

c u...

but... know does anybun now a proper shortcut for around?

yours haselore kohl