Thursday, 1 December 2011

du bist nicht mein freund

man, somebun still ain't got that f&%$ing interview ready for release so you're asked to be patient, once again!!


yours, haselore kohl

Saturday, 12 November 2011

garage days

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yours, haselore kohl

Friday, 11 November 2011

kick out the jams

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yours, haselore kohl

Thursday, 10 November 2011

slippery when ill

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questions arose that would not be answered...

yours, haselore kohl

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Ascenseur pour l'échafaud

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one of those nights your humble editoress had the terrible dream
of being trapped inna place with mostly erlderly people -
- or "sexy senior citizens" as they tend to refer to themselves rather


bands were playing but worst thing of all seemed to be


the return of honkytonk r&b men,
which was not only kind of sad but a fair bit disgusting as well



bun even tried their sleepover for the night but
- like in a usual bad dream bun must add -
boxes where all locked up!


...and soon the horns of jericho could be heard



...and bun expected fire to fall right through the roof within the next minutes!


...any which way it was time to move on up
if bun were not gonna wake up from this rather soon
- and it did not look like that at all!


yours, haselore

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

born in the fifties

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yours, haselore kohl

Monday, 31 October 2011

cracks in the wall

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yours, haselore

Sunday, 30 October 2011

straw dogs

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remember that back in the seventies you couldn't say crap onna internet - yours, haselore

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

tommy's holiday camp

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yours, haselore

Sunday, 23 October 2011

hard work

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she struggles from 9 -5 - to feed the family of five - the work is hard - the wages are low - but its the only way she nows

yours, haselore kohl

Saturday, 22 October 2011

il grande silencio

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yours, haselore


Tuesday, 18 October 2011

violence

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yours,haselore kohl

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

old lady who swallowed a fly

...yours,haselore

Friday, 7 October 2011

who are you?

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yours, haselore

Monday, 3 October 2011

saint anger

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yours, haselore kohl

Thursday, 29 September 2011

apples & oranges

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but wot exactly would you expect off some bun
who used to slither up arnold lane like a cheap scarecrow
with lucies stuck to both the tips of her tongue?

yours, haselore

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

gay bar

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onna last sunday bun took a chance to take the lads from her US office out to a big house of burlesque where they're was a show going on in the afternoon with what the yanks call 'soccer' and what us more cultivated europeans rather call 'footy'.


since bun's favourite club der arminia from bielefeld is heading straight for relegation into the german fourth league in two zero twelve - it's a right shame, isn't it? - it seemed appropriate for your humble editoress to take the boys from the dog end of all hoods out to a proper premier league match and that very day it happened that fc dortmund was playing local team arminia hannover

to cut a rather long & boring story short - fc dortmund is a shit team cause they lost the match within the last 5 minutes of the game - everybunny was happy except for the estimated 20+ thousand fans that came from dortmund to support there team. never mind the bollocks, here' the footage bun got out of this trip - ladies & gentlemen, der Kanal von Haselore präsentiert:



"96, Alter! ... Liebe"
- sung by the usual bunch of retards.


hell - bun just thought listening to this againm - somebun better call for an emergency! any which way it was time to hop home, 'cause the future looked bright ahead


yours, haselore

Sunday, 18 September 2011

practice makes perfect - down tambora

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when bun finally got to find the location where tambora rekotz was taking place


she had already missed poino but
peter james tayler & local noise orchestra were still going on



after the show bun checked out the tambora's fine arts exhibition


the exhibition rooms were packed with a lot of folk


and bun even got to meet "the herrn albrecht"
who was performing inna up & coming duo


the other half of which being made up of Mrs. .tiff of cologne.
they had only one piece on exhibition -


a piece that bun thought was quite hilarious!


as Mrs. .tiff told bun this was the one masterpiece they'd pride
themselves on plus it was always getting rave reviews in the media!


...respect the stars, you rebel!


...off for know, yours haselore

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

promenade sentimentale - radare at cafe glocksee

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yours truly





haselore kohl appears by courtesy of looking for kohl
radare appear by courtesy of themselves and cafe glocksee