Wednesday, 26 January 2011

dick for brains

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yours, haselore

Friday, 21 January 2011

shaved women

...yours, haselore

Sunday, 16 January 2011

remain sedate

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new week, nice rorschachs once again!

yours, haselore

Saturday, 15 January 2011

last night - one prom

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onna friday afternoon your humble editoresse goes onna walk through "the barrio" - sorting out pieces dedicated to the more or less fine arts to documant on and getting quite a bit disgusted with what's on offer - wondering what to do inna evening she all offa sudden notices a poster that's to grab her attention rather quickly...


finally some real music onna terraces she thought - sadly she could not get an interview with the leader of the shaolin nor was sir neville gonna be available to talk to the press - but as usually bun went to investigate further into the subject...


bun had to hop to the current incarnation of hannover's old stadthalle - the green copper roof of which was rumoured to have been delivered back in 1953 or so by some "volkseigener betrieb" in the russian sector of austria, in fact from infamous industrial town amstetten


the building that includes the main stage of the academy of st. martin in the fields' performance is called *der kuppelsaal" and up their bun had quite a bit of a difficulty to get seated


first she had to pass the cloak room that was located just below some advertisement for the more crucial dates in german history


the reserved seat was a proper one up the second rank from where bun could watch the orchestra performing some romantic fantasy by berlioz that got the band tight - so to speak frankly - first, and next on a piano concerto written by the main man from austria next to falco.


as for this piece their was a guest star called martin helmchen who put in a healthy dose of experimental overtones that helped bun to survive a piece by mozart without falling asleep instantly. the pianist ended with some piece by bach in an arrangement by nobun could really tell her what that was because not even the jerrys in second rank could unterstand more than the first half of the announcement


after playing that piece the orchestra went onna longer break and bun had the chance to hop out for a short nap in the foyer before sir neville marriner and his academy of st. martin in the fields returned for a symphony by dvorak as can be heard inna clip below - just here onna Looking For Kohl and for legal reasons sadly not openly on "der kanal von haselore"



dvorak's symphony got followed by - out of all tunes - a well known british peace they use to call "it's derry air not londonderry air" in ireland. the orchestra returned for yet another encore that bun later overheard people in inna audience mentioning it was brahms' hungarian dances.


it had gone late already and hasmuth was probaly sitting at home listening to some dull r&b and naturally getting bored of it quickly so bun was expected back home soon!


so bun took the chance to hop off soon after the show had finished - it did not look like the audience would have lost a lot of jewellery on the dance floor anyway and so she rather quickly got into the first one of the cabs waiting just for her


yours, haselore

Friday, 14 January 2011

suffragette city

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...wham bam thank ya mam...

yrs, hslr khl

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

atrocity exhibition too - an evening with major murks & child abuse

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onna 10th of january two zero one one your humble editoress hopped over to the other side of der river liene cause she had been invited to the second child abuse show in hanover/germany within the course of just 360 plus daymares!


upon her arrival bun was just lucky indeed that the door of perception got swung up wide open in order to celebrate her lovely appearance!


.. and she took her chance to watch the last part of major murk's support set

from that special seat his very-rarely-if-at-all-smiling manageress had reserved for her!



as you probably have heard for your beautiful selves inna cool video-sequence right above this block of rather unnecessary text murksey's set was basically about molesting two rather old fashioned types of personal computers very hard!


after the set - that got the artist quite a bit of well earned attention - your humble editoress took the chance to check out the ambience of gott's favourite place ... not to say there very own wreck of a so called rehearsal room...


... just up to the point in herstory where child abuse came up on stage to prepare there gear for they're all out attack!


child abuse started playing there set to a delighted audience consisting of some dozens alternative music fans eagerly awaiting to hit the "likes" badge on there facebook pages right after having returned home from the show...






after the encore of child abuse's set



your humble editoress had to kill some time by hanging out right nexr to the bar

while trying to chat up those underpaid servicemen behind that very bar...


just about untill the time for her interview appointment with major murks and luke from child abuse came on to her like a starfighter down your backyard back inna days when it was cool for any ministry of defence's president to have bought some from there friends at lock heed - which - very surprisingly - actually is not some muddy lake down central scotland -



and all went according to the detailled plan your humble editoress had laid out days if not weeks ahead of the actual happening...


having finished with the interview bun went on her way home and got a chance to have this very special evening's remains portrayed and documanted on:


she even met some members of her favourite local group the name of which begins with a capital q and does not end yet when it has come to the second e:


but in the dark your humble editoress also envisioned some strange appearance in the park- most likely the one of dr. fulci - a creature that seemed to have spawned out from some horrible eighties new wave disco with the monochrome coming out of her sony walkman


have a nice one, just as somebun else will, and in case you want some more of the music - well... here it is..., abusively yours, haselore kohl

Sunday, 9 January 2011

gluey porch treatments

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hasmuth called me in cause he saw my pal leo tripwire onna t.v. screen...


...and bun got the idea to get in touch with her for an interview date about her recent artworks and it just comes to my mind that she has a blog know called dazed and confused where she shows some of her designs to the larger public... know let us see, if this will work out during any of the upcoming weeks and if your humble editoress will manage to get an appointment with her...
yours, haselore

Saturday, 8 January 2011

before i hit the rubber room

...yours, haselore

Saturday, 1 January 2011

crush the demoniac

an other year - an other challenge...


yours, haselore