as for the eve of the third off october bun had her nicest gowns put on but ended up in front of in laudanum's practice room the door of which would going to be opened up eventually later in the morning
recently their were rumours spread in the german yellow press that some mr. christian wulff, himself being the latest current husband-in-law of the latest former german president, the very honourably mrs. bett ina wulff,
(btw. an office that is said to be called "der bundespräser" in german official terms)
most obviously had been working as some kind of a
headmistresse at some very posh 'escort service'
(which is the german expression of our british term 'swinger club')
down the german capital of großburgwedel x
this was reported to have happened just during the time
mr. wulff's granny expected him to study hard for
his final exams as an assistant petrol station attendant
know what makes this story a genuine pressworthy one
is the fact that it also was reported that mr. wulff has just ghostwritten
an ultimately revealing book about the first time he was visited by his
soon to be wife-in-law exactly down this said classy swingers' club
so your humble editoresse hopped to the german capital of großburgwedel and she managed to find that special location in question quite soon after her arrival, because it was clearly marked by a big 'pump handle'
as for covering up the whole truth the setting of that enormous
scandal was made to look like a typical german drinking hall
a.k.a. "einer gutbürgerlicher stuben" in order to disguise
what was really going on inside that clubby location
but nobun could really get away with an attempt to fool
your humble editoresse, as all the very naughty evidence
had still been visible, having been spread out widely all over one of this dirty house of burlesque's filthy tables
further accumulation of evidence soon showed that there even
was a massive load of vibrators and dildos in store for the
sexcrazed customership of the christian wulff escort agency
and bun must say it was a bit disturbing for her to see all those sextoys gracing the walls in a way that aggressive
even further investigation into press copies of the new book
"jenseits des protokolls" by mr. christian wulff
showed that mr. wulff is said to be wearing an exclusive tattoo right under his foreskin
this he got onna day when once mrs. wulff and him went down
barry's tattoo twister on the way from the osnabrück back to the capital of großburgwedel and apparently mrs. bettina wulff had a torn out page from legendary american outlaw tattoo magazine
"horny biker slut"
with her down his 'dulcini & tralala' bag
apparently this tattoo was being financed not by
"das deutsche steuerzahler" (which bun understands must
the german equivalent to our english working class mate)
contrary to what those stupid fritzens still might believe
but it was much rather paid for by a dirty business
called "ripping off underagers for there lunch time money"
that has been going on for some time know through
a set of one armed bandits perkily named after the notorious and lawsuit-happy wulff rip-off kin
so here know is a little clip that clearly shows what the
concept of politics in germany is really like these days...
well, but... who nows, who cares, what bothers..., yours haselore kohl
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