meeting artists is dead easy, you just gotta
find out about and hop to the really exciting events
choose the path to happiness and sneak through the door
so that those doors of perception will open up for you
yes sometimes life is like x-mas rather than a carnival of souls -
even if and especially when the date you choose is 11/11/11
- it is the time to catch a piece of brutalism
and now it was time to meet up with german avantgarde pioneers mutter (a name roughly translating to 'mom' inna english language)
who were going to be on stage at the cafe glocksee that very night
in order to promote their current album 'meine kleine krieg '
(which bun thinks means something like
'me own very tiny little war' inna more civilised language)
their music is really strange, rather german and there's conceptual
surprises included for the devoted listener on each new album
...and live they are kind of this monolithic thing that
sometimes reminds bun of a blend of throbbing gristle, trouble
and der munchener friehiet, that rather unpopular poproup from
the south of germany that used to get a lot of attention in hillbilly
places like e.g. brunswick, hamburg, hanover or wolfsburg
(....but don't you ever dare to mention that towards anybun!)
after the show it was time for yet another drink right before
hopping into backstage for an interview with mutter
as there was a tad of spare time left what else would bun be
thinking of doing rather than hopping back to the bar yet again
to beg for another one of those well chilled german lager beers
before she had to be off to catch the last
of those glossy electric trams heading
off towards your humble editoresse's lair
...one day your humble editoresse hopped along textor street down frankfurt upon main, in search for karl riem's legendary conspirational flat, when bun was surprised by the sounds of dozens of vuvuzelas that were dirtected towards some herr kroke, himself being the chairman of a rather unsuccessfull local paper called "der frankfurter rundschau"
well, somebun down there did look a bit upset indeedy....
especially about that special involvement with some hannover company
the name of which roughly translates to "lunatic bag" that is in fact hannover's worst publishing company that does even beat axel springer verlag and looking for kohl on their own respective turfs: dirt cheap tabloid journalism
born haselore von bunswick in kidsdowork, china, raised in wessex, uk. relocated to germany inna zero 5 and now married to somebun since zero 7 - one of the better wedding presents was haselore's music site, located @ www.myspace.com/haselore or just bookmark www.haselore.com in your browser.
as for any business matters please contact my personal assistant and agent Mr. Stefan J. Walter at
stefan dot walter at haselore dot com
because i am not interested in legal affairs which is why I got an agent inna first place!
speaking of - for galerie kohl pls. try contact my local management there at frank dot schwingel at galeriekohl dot com
hello and welcome to my blog which is basically about me and especially about me having her say!
PS your humble editoress could well use some change for buying the bands further drinks, so would you please send some spare money you may have collected from your friends and send it via the paypal - but please remember that the paypal takes a a 50 british pence minimum fee before anybun can get anything out of the paypal at all!
so here know's the paypal's button to send your donations to - but - as nobun should trust the paypal: will you please send an email to h_kohl /at/ haselore.com to let somebun up here now that there is funds on the way!
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