Friday 31 December 2010

the mating sounds of south american frogs

yeah bun went to der antitainment show down the bei chez heinz and know her paws are half frozen from the cold and she's so tired she has to go to bed and publish her story inna coming year two zero one one

have a happy year end - yours haselore kohl

Tuesday 28 December 2010

be here know

...yours, haselore

Monday 27 December 2010

supertzar too

.. hard 2 believe, innit?

yours, haselore kohl

Sunday 26 December 2010

... do they now it's christmas?!

somebun's not too sure...
yours, haselore kohl

Saturday 25 December 2010

books about UFOs

yours, haselore kohl

Thursday 23 December 2010


onna saturday bun hopped to the second anniversary of the karl schmidt verlag -

...home to a zillion monolithic yet very disturbing merchants of the experimental kind - generally operating onna fringe of wot's usually regarded as culcha!

...and as usually bun kept freezing her paws off inna cold snow waiting for somebun to open up the gates of zion for her to come in...

...but insight everything looked o.k. to her!

...and bun got her wholeheartedly welcome!

while her brothers were gathering round jah throne with the biggy ciggy handy and her sisters were taking care of the necessary washing ups

... that seemed very much overdue after the happy meal they had had on this very evening

...while the collectors went on talking about there rarest albums they had at at home - or rather not...

...bun just got a jolly good time outta eyewitnessing the time and place where technocrazy would come to its welldeserved downfall!

... and of course watching the djs...

...throwing on the virtual turntable wot sounded to her like a fine tribute to the late great don van vliet...

...the man who very sadly had deceased just the day before...

... but ..."who cares anyway? who listens to wot bun say? this text don't rhyme but bun wrote it in time!"

...well, somebun does - so screw the lot of y'all..., yours

dag nasty too

"but when she opens up her eyes..."

yours, haselore

Wednesday 22 December 2010

down but not out

yours, haselore kohl

Sunday 19 December 2010

Saturday 18 December 2010

the downward spiral







yours, haselore

Friday 17 December 2010

Thursday 16 December 2010

Wednesday 15 December 2010



onna tuesday bun got an invitation to hop to the fuckt album release party - once again a cool festivity down der cafe glocksee - part of der former UJZ going by the same name

that was a hard way to take - can tell ya!

...and thanks to some "verkehrsberuhigender maßnahmen"

...bun had to hop even farther than she expected - and she had already expected the worst!

but finally she found the entrance after a left turn, a right turn and yet another left turn... well as some other weird turns...

...but coming back to the fuckt: the band showed themselves inna good and jolly drinking mood and they played some catchy old fashioned punk rock - unluckily the very special sequence that got shot their hasn't got the best audio quality inna world...

but i'll have it posted here through my cool news channel "der kanal von haselore" nevertheless

... cause somebun mentioned it were real punk to do that!

sadly hasmuth at home was ill and bun had to piss off again quite early so she could not join the band for the usual meet-and greet-activities backstage

well, see y'all next time for a longer feature hopefully,
yours haselore

Tuesday 14 December 2010

laguna sunrise

yours, haselore

Monday 13 December 2010

hole in the sky

guess y'all now the lyrics...
yours, haselore kohl

Sunday 12 December 2010

new age too

...yours, haselore

Saturday 11 December 2010

pass the coochie

...yours, haselore kohl

Thursday 9 December 2010

damaged too

...yours, haselore

Wednesday 8 December 2010


sum years ago the english dog got shot by a mad men

yours, haselore

Tuesday 7 December 2010


...yours, haselore

Monday 6 December 2010

Friday 3 December 2010

in the shadows

...yours, haselore

Thursday 2 December 2010

Sunday 21 November 2010


inna last week bun went out for a walk to watch the gulls be shitting down from sum fences

when a promotional poster attracted her attention...

so it was necessary to get some credit onto her mofo

so she could make some necessary calls to those mr. peters to get in line for an interview date with der turbostaat onna upcoming saturday...

let's see if that worked, but...