Monday 31 December 2012

are you ready to ruck


uh oh nuffin's happenin', looks like like the
mighty zulu army got nicked right before
kickoff and was put in solitary confinement!

yours haselore

Friday 19 October 2012

Tuesday 16 October 2012

to open closed doors


as for the eve of the third off october bun had her nicest gowns put on but ended up in front of in laudanum's practice room the door of which would going to be opened up eventually later in the morning

enjoy the music, yours

Friday 14 September 2012

kiss the book


recently their were rumours spread  in the german yellow press 
that some mr. christian wulff, himself being the latest 
current husband-in-law of the latest former german 
president, the very honourably mrs. bett ina wulff,
(btw. an office that is said to be called "der bundespräser" in german official terms) 
 most obviously had been working as some kind of a 
headmistresse at some very posh 'escort service'  
(which is the german expression of our british term 'swinger club') 
down the german capital of großburgwedel

this was reported to have happened just during the time 
mr. wulff's granny expected him to study hard for 
his final exams as an assistant petrol station attendant

know what makes this story a genuine pressworthy one 
is the fact that it also was reported that mr. wulff has just ghostwritten 
an ultimately revealing book about the first time he was visited by his 
soon to be wife-in-law exactly down this said classy swingers' club

so your humble editoresse hopped to the german 
capital of großburgwedel and she managed to find that 
special location in question quite soon after her arrival, 
because it was clearly marked by a big 'pump handle'

as for covering up the whole truth the setting of that enormous 
scandal was made to look like a typical german drinking hall 
a.k.a. "einer gutbürgerlicher stuben" in order to disguise 
what was really going on inside that clubby location

but nobun could really get away with an attempt to fool 
your humble editoresse, as all the very naughty evidence 
had still been visible, having been spread out widely all 
over one of this dirty house of burlesque's filthy tables

further accumulation of evidence soon showed that there even 
was a massive load of vibrators and dildos in store for the
 sexcrazed customership of the christian wulff escort agency
 and bun must say it was a bit disturbing for her to see all 
those sextoys gracing the walls in a way that aggressive

even further investigation into press copies of the new book 
"jenseits des protokolls" by mr. christian wulff 
showed that mr. wulff is said to be wearing 
an exclusive tattoo right under his foreskin

this he got onna day when once mrs. wulff and him went down 
barry's tattoo twister on the way from the osnabrück back 
to the capital of großburgwedel and apparently mrs. bettina wulff 
had a torn out page from legendary american outlaw tattoo magazine 
"horny biker slut" 
with her down his 'dulcini & tralala' bag

apparently this tattoo was being financed not by 
"das deutsche steuerzahler" (which bun understands must 
the german equivalent to our english working class mate) 
contrary to what those stupid fritzens still might believe

but it was much rather paid for by a dirty business 
called  "ripping off underagers for there lunch time money" 
that has been going on for some time know through 
a set of one armed bandits perkily named after
the notorious and lawsuit-happy wulff rip-off kin

so here know is a little clip that clearly shows what the 
concept of politics in germany is really like these days...

well, but... who nows, who cares, what bothers..., yours haselore kohl

Monday 3 September 2012

whatcha gonna do about it





yours, haselore

Sunday 2 September 2012

reynard the fox


happy b-day, john!

yours, haselore

Tuesday 21 August 2012

suffragette city



yours, haselore

Thursday 2 August 2012

nutcase - meeting dickie hammond from leatherface


on the 6th of february 2012 your humble editoresse took a trip to  
der au down frankfürt rodelhiem to get an interview with legendary 
dickie hammond from leatherface and hung drawn & quartered fixed

the band had already started to perform when bun finally
managed to find that place somewhere in the backwoods

after the show she was told by the band management
that dickie h. was yet to be called backstage

bun spent her spare time preparing for the interview with 
some more drink and some more smoke -
untill dickie finally did arrive!

what dickie did not tell your humble editoress was where 
sid v.'s long lost original chainlock had been kept for about
the last 34 years -  but nevertheless bun managed 
to find out about it's whereabouts at some later date

and after yet another buddyshot with mr. frankie stubbs who by the
way had a damaged hand and could not play the guitar on this tour

it was time to hit the lights again

or rather to hop off towards the home-burrow - so you gotta wait for an interview with mr. FWS untill sometime like 2023... yours,

Friday 6 July 2012

all i wanna know - charlie harper in interview


inna january 2012 your humble editoresse succeeded to get 
an interview date fixed with one of the most prominent bluesrockers 
about to hop on the soils of mummy earth these days

because the u.k. subs from london were going
to play the legendary au up frankfurt rödelheim

just like in past times the subs even had alvin on the bass

whilst charlie was mastering the mic stand - 
as he has always done and probably will do

the subs were completed by a youthful drummer and 
an exceptional guitar player from japan who 
did some amazing work on those old tunes

after the show your humble editoresse spotted some other well 
known london punk rocker to whom she was gonna return later on

charlie was in a good and jolly mood and he drew some cartoons on 
pieces of merchandise purchased by the audience before the show

sadly there was not any time left to conduct an interview 
with tv smith as well - so a photo will have to do for this time

inna end your humble editoress got to nick 
some expensive memorabilia off the merch table
 that helped shortening her waiting time for the last tram

uhh, almost forgot to embed the important interview with charlie harper:

well, time for another sip of special brew know, ain't it?

yours, haselore kohl

Thursday 21 June 2012

major general despair








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philosophically trying, financially dissatisfied, yours as truly as could possibly be,
haselore kohl