kiss the book

...

recently their were rumours spread  in the german yellow press 
that some mr. christian wulff, himself being the latest 
current husband-in-law of the latest former german 
president, the very honourably mrs. bett ina wulff,

(btw. an office that is said to be called "der bundespräser" in german official terms) 

 most obviously had been working as some kind of a 

headmistresse at some very posh 'escort service'  

(which is the german expression of our british term 'swinger club') 

down the german capital of großburgwedel
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this was reported to have happened just during the time 

mr. wulff's granny expected him to study hard for 

his final exams as an assistant petrol station attendant

know what makes this story a genuine pressworthy one 

is the fact that it also was reported that mr. wulff has just ghostwritten 

an ultimately revealing book about the first time he was visited by his 

soon to be wife-in-law exactly down this said classy swingers' club

 

so your humble editoresse hopped to the german 
capital of großburgwedel and she managed to find that 
special location in question quite soon after her arrival, 
because it was clearly marked by a big 'pump handle'

as for covering up the whole truth the setting of that enormous 

scandal was made to look like a typical german drinking hall 

a.k.a. "einer gutbürgerlicher stuben" in order to disguise 

what was really going on inside that clubby location

but nobun could really get away with an attempt to fool 

your humble editoresse, as all the very naughty evidence 

had still been visible, having been spread out widely all 
over one of this dirty house of burlesque's filthy tables

further accumulation of evidence soon showed that there even 

was a massive load of vibrators and dildos in store for the

 sexcrazed customership of the christian wulff escort agency

 and bun must say it was a bit disturbing for her to see all 
those sextoys gracing the walls in a way that aggressive

even further investigation into press copies of the new book 

"jenseits des protokolls" by mr. christian wulff 

showed that mr. wulff is said to be wearing 
an exclusive tattoo right under his foreskin

this he got onna day when once mrs. wulff and him went down 

barry's tattoo twister on the way from the osnabrück back 
to the capital of großburgwedel and apparently mrs. bettina wulff 
had a torn out page from legendary american outlaw tattoo magazine 

"horny biker slut" 

with her down his 'dulcini & tralala' bag

apparently this tattoo was being financed not by 

"das deutsche steuerzahler" (which bun understands must 

the german equivalent to our english working class mate) 

contrary to what those stupid fritzens still might believe

but it was much rather paid for by a dirty business 

called  "ripping off underagers for there lunch time money" 

that has been going on for some time know through 

a set of one armed bandits perkily named after
the notorious and lawsuit-happy wulff rip-off kin

so here know is a little clip that clearly shows what the 

concept of politics in germany is really like these days...

 

well, but... who nows, who cares, what bothers..., yours haselore kohl