one of those nights your humble editoress had the terrible dream of being trapped inna place with mostly erlderly people - - or "sexy senior citizens" as they tend to refer to themselves rather
bands were playing but worst thing of all seemed to be
the return of honkytonk r&b men, which was not only kind of sad but a fair bit disgusting as well
bun even tried their sleepover for the night but - like in a usual bad dream bun must add - boxes where all locked up!
...and soon the horns of jericho could be heard
...and bun expected fire to fall right through the roof within the next minutes!
...any which way it was time to move on up if bun were not gonna wake up from this rather soon - and it did not look like that at all!
but wot exactly would you expect off some bun who used to slither up arnold lane like a cheap scarecrow with lucies stuck to both the tips of her tongue?
onna last sunday bun took a chance to take the lads from her US office out to a big house of burlesque where they're was a show going on in the afternoon with what the yanks call 'soccer' and what us more cultivated europeans rather call 'footy'.
since bun's favourite club der arminia from bielefeld is heading straight for relegation into the german fourth league in two zero twelve - it's a right shame, isn't it? - it seemed appropriate for your humble editoress to take the boys from the dog end of all hoods out to a proper premier league match and that very day it happened that fc dortmund was playing local team arminia hannover
to cut a rather long & boring story short - fc dortmund is a shit team cause they lost the match within the last 5 minutes of the game - everybunny was happy except for the estimated 20+ thousand fans that came from dortmund to support there team. never mind the bollocks, here' the footage bun got out of this trip - ladies & gentlemen, der Kanal von Haselore präsentiert:
"96, Alter! ... Liebe" - sung by the usual bunch of retards.
hell - bun just thought listening to this againm - somebun better call for an emergency! any which way it was time to hop home, 'cause the future looked bright ahead
born haselore von bunswick in kidsdowork, china, raised in wessex, uk. relocated to germany inna zero 5 and now married to somebun since zero 7 - one of the better wedding presents was haselore's music site, located @ www.myspace.com/haselore or just bookmark www.haselore.com in your browser.
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stefan dot walter at haselore dot com
because i am not interested in legal affairs which is why I got an agent inna first place!
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