deliver me from my enemies

...

yours, haselore kohl

chemical warfare

...

down

in

the

arsenal

they

keep

the

nerve

 

gasses

yours, haselore

golden shower of hits

...

yours, haselore

one of these days - lena lechelt's 'lost in vacation'

...

after her easter holiday bun hopped down to der galerie koc to get a glance

at the current works of galerie kohl experienced artist lena lechelt

down her show of strength going by the title of 'lost in vacation'

 

bun was seen having a seat for the time waiting for coke and smoke and

 

later she even got to pick the odd mp3 from what used to be a turntable in 1984

finally she got to see that pair of strange looking birds and that real bummer!

 yours, haselore

easter bank holiday 83

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snakey and your humble editoresse being caught in busy preparations for a trip down brighton beach on there new motorola vesper scootah...

yours, haselore

corporate deathburger

...

"real food real people real bullets"

yours, haselore kohl

career opportunities, too

...

yeah, me wanna free pussy riot, too

yours, haselore

behind the mirror

...

yours haselore kohl

are you ready to ruck

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uh oh nuffin's happenin', looks like like the
mighty zulu army got nicked right before
kickoff and was put in solitary confinement!

yours haselore

into the arms of god too

...

$$$

yours, kohl

to open closed doors

...

as for the eve of the third off october bun had her nicest gowns put on but ended up in front of in laudanum's practice room the door of which would going to be opened up eventually later in the morning

 

enjoy the music, yours

kiss the book

...

recently their were rumours spread  in the german yellow press 
that some mr. christian wulff, himself being the latest 
current husband-in-law of the latest former german 
president, the very honourably mrs. bett ina wulff,

(btw. an office that is said to be called "der bundespräser" in german official terms) 

 most obviously had been working as some kind of a 

headmistresse at some very posh 'escort service'  

(which is the german expression of our british term 'swinger club') 

down the german capital of großburgwedel
  x

this was reported to have happened just during the time 

mr. wulff's granny expected him to study hard for 

his final exams as an assistant petrol station attendant

know what makes this story a genuine pressworthy one 

is the fact that it also was reported that mr. wulff has just ghostwritten 

an ultimately revealing book about the first time he was visited by his 

soon to be wife-in-law exactly down this said classy swingers' club

 

so your humble editoresse hopped to the german 
capital of großburgwedel and she managed to find that 
special location in question quite soon after her arrival, 
because it was clearly marked by a big 'pump handle'

as for covering up the whole truth the setting of that enormous 

scandal was made to look like a typical german drinking hall 

a.k.a. "einer gutbürgerlicher stuben" in order to disguise 

what was really going on inside that clubby location

but nobun could really get away with an attempt to fool 

your humble editoresse, as all the very naughty evidence 

had still been visible, having been spread out widely all 
over one of this dirty house of burlesque's filthy tables

further accumulation of evidence soon showed that there even 

was a massive load of vibrators and dildos in store for the

 sexcrazed customership of the christian wulff escort agency

 and bun must say it was a bit disturbing for her to see all 
those sextoys gracing the walls in a way that aggressive

even further investigation into press copies of the new book 

"jenseits des protokolls" by mr. christian wulff 

showed that mr. wulff is said to be wearing 
an exclusive tattoo right under his foreskin

this he got onna day when once mrs. wulff and him went down 

barry's tattoo twister on the way from the osnabrück back 
to the capital of großburgwedel and apparently mrs. bettina wulff 
had a torn out page from legendary american outlaw tattoo magazine 

"horny biker slut" 

with her down his 'dulcini & tralala' bag

apparently this tattoo was being financed not by 

"das deutsche steuerzahler" (which bun understands must 

the german equivalent to our english working class mate) 

contrary to what those stupid fritzens still might believe

but it was much rather paid for by a dirty business 

called  "ripping off underagers for there lunch time money" 

that has been going on for some time know through 

a set of one armed bandits perkily named after
the notorious and lawsuit-happy wulff rip-off kin

so here know is a little clip that clearly shows what the 

concept of politics in germany is really like these days...

 

well, but... who nows, who cares, what bothers..., yours haselore kohl

whatcha gonna do about it

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yours, haselore

reynard the fox

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happy b-day, john!

yours, haselore

suffragette city

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yours, haselore

nutcase - meeting dickie hammond from leatherface

...

on the 6th of february 2012 your humble editoresse took a trip to  

der au down frankfürt rodelhiem to get an interview with legendary 

dickie hammond from leatherface and hung drawn & quartered fixed

the band had already started to perform when bun finally
managed to find that place somewhere in the backwoods

after the show she was told by the band management
that dickie h. was yet to be called backstage

bun spent her spare time preparing for the interview with 

some more drink and some more smoke -
untill dickie finally did arrive!

what dickie did not tell your humble editoress was where 

sid v.'s long lost original chainlock had been kept for about

the last 34 years -  but nevertheless bun managed 

to find out about it's whereabouts at some later date

and after yet another buddyshot with mr. frankie stubbs who by the
way had a damaged hand and could not play the guitar on this tour

it was time to hit the lights again

or rather to hop off towards the home-burrow - so you gotta wait for an interview with mr. FWS untill sometime like 2023... yours,