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lessons learned from rocky I to rocky III

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strange house in the snow

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U.J.Z.

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onna tuesday bun got an invitation to hop to the fuckt album release party - once again a cool festivity down der cafe glocksee - part of der former UJZ going by the same name


that was a hard way to take - can tell ya!


...and thanks to some "verkehrsberuhigender maßnahmen"


...bun had to hop even farther than she expected - and she had already expected the worst!


but finally she found the entrance after a left turn, a right turn and yet another left turn...


...as well as some other weird turns...


...but coming back to the fuckt: the band showed themselves inna good and jolly drinking mood and they played some catchy old fashioned punk rock - unluckily the very special sequence that got shot their hasn't got the best audio quality inna world...

but i'll have it posted here through my cool news channel "der kanal von haselore" nevertheless


... cause somebun mentioned it were real punk to do that!


sadly hasmuth at home was ill and bun had to piss off again quite early so she could not join the band for the usual meet-and greet-activities backstage


well, see y'all next time for a longer feature hopefully,
yours haselore

laguna sunrise

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hole in the sky

guess y'all now the lyrics...
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new age too

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pass the coochie

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damaged too

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supertzar

sum years ago the english dog got shot by a mad men


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backwoods

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schattenseite der normalität

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in the shadows

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spiral architect

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yesternow

inna last week bun went out for a walk to watch the gulls be shitting down from sum fences


when a promotional poster attracted her attention...


so it was necessary to get some credit onto her mofo


so she could make some necessary calls to those mr. peters to get in line for an interview date with der turbostaat onna upcoming saturday...


let's see if that worked, but...

I'd rather be sleeping

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sleeping is one of bun's fave hobbies to relax from her exhausting job as a cool editoress


and mostly her dreams are of the pleasant kind - filled with virtual flowers


but waking up again it's just about facing a world full of horrors, cruelty and pain


so that you'd just want to return back to mommy's womb - but that won't work


yours sadly, haselore

down where the streams shall meet - convince the beast to rock

...onna sunday bun got interested in watching more heavy rock having not seen too much of that recently.


somebun had told her that convince the beast to rock were going to feed the money milking local open air festival organization scene with a free show inna afternoon!


bun had to hop down to that horrible local open air festivity that she had reported from inna last year


onna location where usually only heavy drinkers and dincs meet


down where the rivers leine and ihme kiss the common green preservation society officers generally do a very lousy job as the organizers do not even have to water the the green


it looked like the weather was changing every 2 minutes, but bun got a nice seat there because the ground was getting muddy so there were not that many people and that was good because big amounts of people make you feel like that world famous bun caught inna blender...


and bun got a good view of the band playing

after convince the beast had finished their set bun gladly got to piss off from the scene instantly because the next band turned out to be an especially horrible one much too loud for anybuny's cool earnerves!

well to make the not so long story even shorter: you could've complained to the organizers but there was no pen in sight to voice your opinion with...

yours, haselore kohl

hier krepiert monster party

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onna friday i went out on short notice because i got informed by my pal v. that one of his bands hier krepiert in this case were going to play a private event and i was offered to sneak in there even without a proper invitation to the "monster party" they were opening up for


i arrived there in time for there soundcheck


but it did not bother me that much and so i rather went for some food


and luckily i got to relax inna backyard of the location they played...


the band started one hour later than what was first appointed

later on the landlord of the place played some solo stuff and all offa sudden the room filled up with people...



but i could not stand the masses stepping on my paws every here and now and so i left the place after the following song...

see you on one of my cool internets real soon, yours haselore kohl