... and the horse she rode in on

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"wish i had a black cortina, whiplash areal - racing trim - cortina owner no one meaner - wish that I could be like him" ...it is a queer joke, innit? i got invited to my pal SH's place and we were gonna have tea in the afternoon! but I did not a f'in cortina handy and the weather was so badthat i had to look for alternatives but walking their...


and i really found no better option to go down to the limmer than the one you can see on the photo.


but somehow i ended up waiting in vain, sadly my friend did not show up - so i hope that somebun else will give me a lift back to town!


...and I wish that my means of transport is going to be a big red cortina but not again some f'ed up horse's f'ed up back!


sincerely yours, haselore kohl

american heavy metal weekend

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yesterday i thought about my musical career and how it has not developed at all recently and that it would not come forward in massive steps . not like my journalistic career which is ace by the way!

my musical career seems to be somewhat kept on standby... apparently because i have no smashing arrangements with exotic instruments... and so i thought about getting the one instrument which would help me to raise some eyebrowes like tocotronic did when they had a steel guitar in there arrangement for the song freiburg - but a better one for they had only a simple lap steel and it did not look like if the guy playing it had all the capabilities and skills to get a really cool sound apart from just a bit of treble here and some twang there and there's he still got to practice his palm blocking and pick blocking, but i would doubt that the band have got the time for extensive traing onna pedal steel because they did not even have time for a f'ng interview or sign my bloody Mower Book when they came down to hannover in summer to play some greasy festival...

so i checked out my friend JS's personal collection of samples pics and i must say - the chaps playing the instruments best do look allright and seem to be sensible ones - not the kind of jolly scummys that i usually hang out with and later end up with at some messed up bar down the linden...


so i got inna hurry to get to the music shop in time to find out if they had these fancy instruments and how much they were and if not if they at least knew of somebun who had them on sale and maybe even better knew how to play these things at all...



cause anybun can do with two simple guitars and most people will like you better if you do creative and unsusual stuff like playing a fxxkinx pedal steel and you will surely get rewarded by the crowd like myself did inna cool video that was up inna last blog


so you should get yourself a well paid job to buy a pedal steel guitar and even more important: you should be learning how to play that bitch inna proper manner so you gotta read the right columns down the important magazines!


because if you just play the cheap and simple instruments i am sure you will hardly gather a street team of cool bunnies promoting your band's name around yourselves.


but the shop was closed by the time that i finally arrived their! ..and even worse: all the very exciting exotic instruments were not on display there or much too expensive like that fiine ukulele that were gonna fit perfectly with my paws!


because if you don't plan to bomb a bank actually you should not be that stupid wasting all your precious time running around with explosives ready to knock down somebun else's evil government ! you should rather get a cool instrument because the more exotic your gear is the more money people downtown will pay you to just leave them alone and stop playing instead of getting on their nerves in vain



'cause you need some type of anchor to get people hooked. and hier krepiert do not only share those cool HK initials with my beautiful self but they have rocking rolf drumming for them which means they don't need expensive gear! cause if you do have rocking rolf as a drummer his very presence helps to get your band's name promoted by a highly motivated street dream team tagging your name onto the underground stations' walls downtown - exactly like somebun did with local blues-dubsters hier krepiert's bandname cause apparently somebun were trying to impress rolf.


and you will need expensive equipment cause otherwise people will think your band is rubbish....! and you would not want that, would you?
when you call your band hier krepiert II - then you can do just about anything with nobun getting angry at you - even if you will probably at first will use the instruments that are easier to perform on and much cheaper to get hold of...


... and later even take some screwed up organ's ridddim instead of a real drums'n'bass for a backing track. so better get your selves cool keyboards soon and get ready to compose your own lullabies for your kids like me pal king v does!


well, as for my self i am off to bed know, yours, haselore

career opportunities

there was a job on offer that i should have about another 11 months to apply for. the promo poster says it is only for four days - possibly inna beginning of nextjanuary. i think it has to do something with being jahs COO down on earth and answering the calls on her mofo.


i think that jah herself is gonna be a good boss, she'll probably only have me performing on the easier tasks like preaching to the converted, feeding poor hasmuth and other bunnies with shit and so on and on... this is easy cause most of the tasks gotta be done ex-cathedra!


then, finally people might value what i am doing here and give me a double paws up and some well needed pawclaps!



that's gonna be much better than standing outside inna cold being ordered around by some some fascist prototype squad leader


that job as a cool popess should give me the opportunity to get bunfam going to make a little money for the poor and needy and to fight poverty in general and do all the good stuff!


starting by fighting my own poverty of course. cause as it looks know hasmuth never paid for my christmas gift box and my new cool dresses have not been delivered as of the time being - and i really want these if i gotta pay for them myself or not


i am getting tired of waiting for the mailman, so i am off to bed for now and i 'll probably be dreaming about a pink guitar cause it would fit just fine with my classy dress,
yours haselore


PS: before I forget - once again here's some cool flowers

windowshopping for a new crown of thorns

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the weather looked so heavily mannered that it made bun want to hang out at home all day, listening to solstice or throbbing gristle or some other very evil music


sitting round at home, just making plans for nigel and how to bomb his real estate


so in order to stay sane i had to get out into the grand white open and that made me remember the band with the most extraordinarily dressed singer on earth. you can watch this for yourselves even if you might not like it. and you gotta look at the cool scottish winter that's just like scottish summer minus the migets


have a close look at the clip and watch that ultracool fringed leather jacket roddy frame is wearing - just smashing, init? and if you'll listen to the song carefully you'll easily notice that this version differs very much from the one on the high land hard rain album. but except for my good pal rat probably nobun will notice anyway cause there too busy listening to mp3s by tool (which is an american band by the way...)


aztec camera are further responsible for one of the best covers onna face of this planet (as usually bun could add...) - and you all now this horrible tune written by eddie


from my point of view (which is a very low point...) most obviously roddy frame was one of the brightest shining lights out of scotland, and he was something like an eighties version of stevie winwood - rockstar by the age of eighteen and a forgotten goner by the age of twenty five.


before you go and leave your house for real you'll have to check things out and then play your cards cool cause there is some risks you gotta take. especially if you walk over to the linden. even if the tabloids try to make you believe differently...


during this time of year you should pack some potent explosives to bomb your way through ice and snow.


... further you will need strong company and this gotta materialize as plastic cash just in case you're running out of luck and into a street gang or some f'in dog and you have to bribe your way out of a possible mess before you get seriously injured


..and if you don't have that spare quid for a cab handy in your pockets you might get hit and run over by some bus - just accidentally


down the getto of linden i realized for the first time that there were the same organizations around that we have at home, well... not exactly at home...


but we got some heavily armed vehicles in case of trouble


this said it is not very wise to walk the streets of linden without a gat and a map...


so you better run for shelter inna church. i asked them if her divine majesty happened to be in for service but she weren't and they kicked me out for asking stupid questions. back then i did not know that the shining star on the top of the roof is a sign they put on to tell people that jah is busy with her shopping and that she can't answer any questions right now not even on her mofo


two blocks away from that church I saw a building and i wondered if i could meet up with jah or any other of the really cool gods in there


but the door was closed and know i think it were just the office of the atiberian communist party. there's lots of them inna linden who think they got anything to do with politics when there just interested in blowing there brains out on cheap booze while practising a bit of a pow wow while having a smoke


most places here are very similar indeed to those that i know from the midlands, they got hi-rise living and they got houses that look like squats... and they got those cheap bars where the music is loud but still overshadowed by the senseless babbling of the drunkards...


and if i come to look at it more closely i am not too sure that I want to be buried on neither the real part of hannover on the other side of the bridge not here on the shit part


inna place where even the energy is so positive that its got its own shiny pink logo


and where there's just promises by greedy shopkeepers - cause you won't find any good winter clothing down these shops to keep you warm and cosy - just some sorta stuff that makes me think of TG again, dunno why...


most of the places down the linden look like...


well ... i spare you that fourletterword for the better


because we all now: bettah muss come! ... and bettah better come real soon!




and if bettah not come, I just hope that I won't end up an epileptic...



same to you, yours haselore kohl

dali's sunflower

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yes it's probably true and everybunny is promoting this... but what i am promoting now again is not some dogshit but indeed is one of the best coverversions onna face of this planet. ...and it's by frightwig who sadly never got their act together or even made a good album back then ... and it's not only cool because it is a cover by the unforgettable shonen knife


too bad that i cannot find the coverversion of the latter song that was done by government issue when they were at there peak - so you will have to look it up somewhere on the old shonen knife tribute sampler for yourselves

again, you will notice i got some very cool flowers here - it does not look exactly like dali's sunflower, but... what the heck... here it is anyway



enjoy, yours haselore kohl